Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
When people are talking about diets
I’m just like: Wanna Lol? Check this blog. Hahaha :))
me: so what kind of music do you like?
person: i like dubstep
me: i said music..
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.